| I want to be in my own version of Little Red Riding Hood; of course, the Big Bad Wolf (now you know why he's 'bad' ) will be the one doing the riding...on me. I especially love to wear red, so the story would be so perfect! We'd make it to Grandma's house, but she would be on vacation; I wouldn't find out until I got there and found the wolf on the bed, cock hard and ready for action (the note from grandma stating where she is would have fallen on the floor). Yeah, he'd be eating me, but in a different way.Anyone else have a fairy tale they'd like to alter...? |
